Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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