I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
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You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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