Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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