yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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