try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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