David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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