toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
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This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I came so hard my ears popped.
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