If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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