I've ID'd the nipple biter.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
FUCK WHALES
I'm bleeding and have questions
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