1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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