therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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