Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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