I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
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You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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