Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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