You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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