Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Randomize