you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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