Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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