You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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