yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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