whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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