i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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