no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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