the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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