when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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