make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I think people are normalizing furries
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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