he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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