Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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