Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
We are all done wearing pants today
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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