so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
