the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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