So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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