just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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