how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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