He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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