we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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