Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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