i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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