I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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