that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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