On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
this just has baby written all over it
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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