My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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