no. you can't hotbox the world.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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