This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Apparently you make a good broom.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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