Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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