if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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