Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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