I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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