Can i not drive my cunt home
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Maybe he injected his testicle?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Randomize
