After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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