I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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