I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
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She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
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I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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