Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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