Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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