Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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