Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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