Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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